How Old is He?

lady at the park:  "Oh, he's getting so big!  How old is he now?"

me:  (panicking--oh no, I have no idea, I'm the worst mom ever)  "Ummm....ten weeks ......no no wait eleven......it can't be twelve can it?.....let's say ten......well I'm not exactly sure........definitely more than nine but less than say thirteen?.........(insert me trailing off lamely)......."

Total.mom.fail.

Poor third born.....smile while you can little man.......it's probably only going to get worse from here........



PS the correct answer would have been eleven--almost twelve, and yes I did have to pull out a calendar to figure that out and yes, yes he is getting so big :(