Bib Please

Or, alternately:  If You Want Your Kids to Love You, Give Them "Chocolate" For Breakfast

Whole Duty of Children

A child should always say what's true

And speak when he is spoken to,

And behave mannerly at table;

At least as far as he is able.

~Robert Louis Stevenson~

No, I don't count Nutella as real chocolate or I might have to start feeling bad about how much of it I consume when the children aren't looking :)

And yes, I really should have thrown a bib on him before he started eating rubbing his "chocolate toast" all over his face.  You'd think as a veteran mom of boys I would have seen it coming.  I suppose he was attempting to get as much chocolate with as little bread into his mouth as possible.

Clearly our poetry readings are really sinking in.