How to Create an Exceptionally Unattractive Birdhouse in Five Easy Steps

Our friend gave us a decorate-it-yourself-birdhouse for Henry's birthday.  David said that they needed to make it beautiful so that a bird would find it and love to live in it.  Here's how we accomplished that:

Step 1.  Cover the table & remove the children's clothes.

Step 2.  Hand your children a pre-made birdhouse, paint and paintbrushes.

Step 3.  Sit down to nurse the baby while admonishing children from across the room to please not spill/throw/splatter the paint.

Step 4.  Wait 4.26 minutes.

Step 5.  Rub children down with wet rag while admiring finished masterpiece.


Voilà.

Oh wait, you're probably going to want to pin this......

.....that's better.


Voilà  :)